I am not a fan of Fridays any longer because today ruined them for me.
I got up really early this morning to drive down to Belfast with my coordinators and two of my teammates to pick up the two directors of the missionary program we’re in. I was super pumped for the day, especially since it was bright and sunny outside instead of the usual ‘gloom and doom’ gray. Everything went fine for the first few hours.
After stopping for a cup of tea, we all piled into the minivan and began the hour and a half journey to the Belfast International Airport. We sang along to the radio and it was a lovely time. However, I was really nervous. You see, the director’s visit is kind of a scary thing for AIMers on field. They are planning to stay a total of five days and the hour and a half car ride after we picked them up was the longest conversation I’ve ever had with them…and I had no idea of what to say. Not a freaking clue. I probably looked and sounded like I was a toy short of a happy meal the entire journey home.
Another thing I feel like I should mention is that I have been trying out a new deodorant for the last few days…and today I learned that it just doesn’t work for me. I smelled pretty bad, because I also learned today that I am a nervous sweater. That wouldn’t have been so bad, except that I wouldn’t be able to go home until late that evening. I got to wear a sweaty, smelly gray shirt for thirteen hours. That is, thirteen hours while I was trying my hardest to make a good impression on these people.
Well, dinner time rolled around and the directors came for dinner and tea at our boy teammates’ apartment. I was somewhat relieved that the evening was almost over and things were going better for me. The group went off to the local Tesco’s to grab some things for dessert and I stayed behind to clean up after dinner and make enough tea for everyone. When they got back, I started handing out the cups of tea and just as I was about to go into the reception room to join the group again…I was singled out by the wife of one of the directors. I was surprised, but I sat down and we had a wee chat about several little things before one of my boy teammates sat down beside us.
Instantly I was uneasy after he joined us, because he sometimes doesn’t realize how things might sound after he says them. But, I grinned and continued on like nothing was wrong. We get to talking, and the natural conversation moves along and I start to realize how…close this boy teammate and I sound. I try to veer the conversation elsewhere, somewhere safe, when the boy teammate decides to ask her if the directors knew about his girlfriend (who is back in the states and who he really, really likes). However, the conversation goes a little like this:
Him: “SO. I want to ask you something…”
Her: “Uh, yes?”
Him: “Do you know about…?”
Her: She kind of gets this weird look in her eye and looks between the two of us, “Are you secretly engaged?”
Me: “NO. He’s asking if you guys know that he has a girlfriend?!?!!?@1”
I was absolutely mortified. First of all, I would never date this boy. Ever. I am, in no way, attracted to him or even comfortable having more than a five minute conversation with him. I know him well, yes, but I don’t really know him. I try to save it with a little joke:
Me: “No, I just couldn’t imagine dating a teammate. I mean, I know them too well…dating a teammate is just something I would never do.”
Then, I remembered that she had married her teammate and he was my director. I also remembered that the other director had also married his teammate. I just could not win.
So, there I was. Sitting with an empty cup of tea, wearing a sweaty shirt and feeling the most awkward I have felt in a long time and I have just gone and basically insulted someone I was trying to become more comfortable with.
…maybe I am a toy short of a happy meal. It would make a lot of sense.